I can’t deal with him.

“I’ll hold them off! I’ll hold them all off!”

BABY COME HERE AND LET ME LOVE YOU. YOU CAN HOLD ME. YOU CAN HOLD ME. OFF.

Would anyone want to start a new server with me? I don’t wanna play aloonnnee ; ;

Are you fucking serious? I was fast asleep, it took me forever. but since my computer was in sleep mode she thought “oh, his computer must not be on the floor. HE IS AWAKE.” she does this ALL THE TIME and it’s annoying as fuck. 

I’m so fucking pissed. I can’t sleep now and I’m so freaking pissy and tired.

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omg this is exactly me right now.

omg that lion. omg. omg.

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A picture in 365 slices. Each slice is one day of the year.

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To people bitching at me for leaving for 15 minutes… I was gone for three minutes… THREE. They were about to start when I came back.

I was like “Okay, well that’s kinda really bitchy.”

“YOU WERE GONE FIFTEEN MINUTES”

“I was gone for three… I looked at the clock when I left…”

“NO. FIFTEEN MINUTES.”

“Whatever. Just a heads up, do that and I probably would have blocked you and told you to go fuck yourself.”

“Oh no. It would have been tragic. I would have just gone and played with the other twenty people.”

“You mean Brizzo and BBS? The two you can’t stand because they suck? Or the other two people I don’t talk to because we don’t get along? There’s a reason you’re playing with me not them, because I’m better and I don’t feed.”

Yeah, okay. Bitch.

Dead.

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