Well, I think I did. I see new people on my followers list (the last four?) but my number hasn’t changed, so either you guys changed your name, or i’m dumb and you just have been here the entire time? (or maybe someone unfollowed me, but shhh no we don’t go there.)
So anyways, I’ll tag you. Hi.
Welcome. Why did you come here? How did you find me? Say hello sometime. Stop by for a cup of tea. Ask me questions. Ask me dirty questions~ ;) ;) ;)… hi. welcome. Hello.
the amount of followers you have is how old you are
the person you reblog this from is your companion
your icon is what your current regeneration looks like
your job (or one of your parent’s jobs) is your timelord name
I’m the Carer. I’m a Time Lord. I’m from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I’m 4,223 years old, I have a face like an ass and I’m the man who’s gonna save your lives and all six billion people on the planet below. You got a problem with that?
I am The Caretaker. I am 168 years old. I am a ginger (take that, Doctor.) I have a butt for a companion, a sexy one at that. I am sassy as hell, and very protective.
If you hurt those I care about, I will end you (◡‿◡✿)
You hear that? TOUCH MY BABIES AND YOU DIE. (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
1. Put your username in image search.
2. Select “animated” under search tools.
3. Post result.
(To do this easily using an image URL, hit ‘html’, then type in <img src=”[http://imageURL]”>.)
Looks like my result is another animated gif I made for you
does google ship us?
Should I be worried?
Yes, this will suffice.
and if any of you white people respond with “wait but I didn’t do that. that was in the past”
i need you to check your privilege
and then drink bleach if you think your hands aren’t dirty
Guilt doesn’t transfer from generation to generation. I am not magically accountable for something my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather MIGHT have done. Also;
>social justice blogger
>telling people to kill themselves
I love that there’s a blog called “this is white culture” that is solely devoted to bad things white people did, not their cultures at all. So I guess I can make a blog called “this is black culture” and post gang and crime records and that’s 100% okay. Or “this is Muslim culture” and make it all about terrorism.
But wait, you cry. Not all black people are criminals and not all Muslims are terrorists. That’s unfair! And racist!
WELL GOLLY GEE DO YOU THINK SO? Because saying that all white people are responsible for the Atlantic slave trade sounds pretty racist to me, given that, you know, that was between the African slaveholders and the British and Americans and had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with my ancestors, who were incredibly poor farmers and serfs from Ireland and Lithuania who had to flee to America at around the turn of the century (by which time slavery had already been abolished in the US) because they were being treated like slaves. Even if they had been living in America at the time when slavery was legal they wouldn’t have been able to afford a slave; in fact they probably would have been working with them in the fields and treated about the same, since the first slaves in America were actually white serfs. But please, tell me more about how dirty my hands are because of circumstances surrounding my birth that I could not control and continue to treat me differently based on the color of my skin without actually knowing anything about my heritage, I’m sure that isn’t racist at all!
^ fucking this.
My ancestors also came over after slavery was abolished… but they were mafia people, so I honestly can’t say that if this is about ancestry that my hands are “clean”, they killed bitches - but I mean they killed more white people than black people so I don’t think they were racist.
REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!
I’m laughing so hard oh my god
“If this porn was made for lesbians there would be a Home Depot ad on the side” ohmygod.
My cousin is being deployed, and this is my favorite photo he’s sent me so far. She won….
I love this.
This is my new role model lol
Now try and tell me women are too weak to serve on the front lines
What if you went to the Sakhmet Fruit Machine one day and it was like:
Yes. Yes I did.
Oh cry why did you have to show us that, or should I say Ryan? :P
seriously sitting here giggling like an idiot. Oh my gosh.