Well, I think I did. I see new people on my followers list (the last four?) but my number hasn’t changed, so either you guys changed your name, or i’m dumb and you just have been here the entire time? (or maybe someone unfollowed me, but shhh no we don’t go there.)
So anyways, I’ll tag you. Hi.
Welcome. Why did you come here? How did you find me? Say hello sometime. Stop by for a cup of tea. Ask me questions. Ask me dirty questions~ ;) ;) ;)… hi. welcome. Hello.
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I WAS LISTENING TO THE MOONBASE ALPHA THING AND I SAW THIS GIF AND?????????? OH MY G OD
I went straight-faced to hyena-cackling in approximately .03 seconds
the amount of followers you have is how old you are
the person you reblog this from is your companion
your icon is what your current regeneration looks like
your job (or one of your parent’s jobs) is your timelord name
I’m the Carer. I’m a Time Lord. I’m from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I’m 4,223 years old, I have a face like an ass and I’m the man who’s gonna save your lives and all six billion people on the planet below. You got a problem with that?
I am The Caretaker. I am 168 years old. I am a ginger (take that, Doctor.) I have a butt for a companion, a sexy one at that. I am sassy as hell, and very protective.
If you hurt those I care about, I will end you (◡‿◡✿)
You hear that? TOUCH MY BABIES AND YOU DIE. (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
1. Put your username in image search.
2. Select “animated” under search tools.
3. Post result.
Seems legit.
Yes good.
Basically me.
(To do this easily using an image URL, hit ‘html’, then type in <img src=”[http://imageURL]”>.)
POUPON…………………….
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
E:
Looks like my result is another animated gif I made for you
does google ship us?
Should I be worried?
Yes, this will suffice.
yesssss
and if any of you white people respond with “wait but I didn’t do that. that was in the past”
i need you to check your privilege
and then drink bleach if you think your hands aren’t dirty
They’re not.
Guilt doesn’t transfer from generation to generation. I am not magically accountable for something my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather MIGHT have done. Also;
>social justice blogger
>telling people to kill themselvesI love that there’s a blog called “this is white culture” that is solely devoted to bad things white people did, not their cultures at all. So I guess I can make a blog called “this is black culture” and post gang and crime records and that’s 100% okay. Or “this is Muslim culture” and make it all about terrorism.
But wait, you cry. Not all black people are criminals and not all Muslims are terrorists. That’s unfair! And racist!
WELL GOLLY GEE DO YOU THINK SO? Because saying that all white people are responsible for the Atlantic slave trade sounds pretty racist to me, given that, you know, that was between the African slaveholders and the British and Americans and had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with my ancestors, who were incredibly poor farmers and serfs from Ireland and Lithuania who had to flee to America at around the turn of the century (by which time slavery had already been abolished in the US) because they were being treated like slaves. Even if they had been living in America at the time when slavery was legal they wouldn’t have been able to afford a slave; in fact they probably would have been working with them in the fields and treated about the same, since the first slaves in America were actually white serfs. But please, tell me more about how dirty my hands are because of circumstances surrounding my birth that I could not control and continue to treat me differently based on the color of my skin without actually knowing anything about my heritage, I’m sure that isn’t racist at all!
^ fucking this.
My ancestors also came over after slavery was abolished… but they were mafia people, so I honestly can’t say that if this is about ancestry that my hands are “clean”, they killed bitches - but I mean they killed more white people than black people so I don’t think they were racist.
“If this porn was made for lesbians there would be a Home Depot ad on the side” ohmygod.
My cousin is being deployed, and this is my favorite photo he’s sent me so far. She won….
I love this.
This is my new role model lol
Now try and tell me women are too weak to serve on the front lines
What if you went to the Sakhmet Fruit Machine one day and it was like:
Yes. Yes I did.
Oh cry why did you have to show us that, or should I say Ryan? :P
END OF SCHOOL YEAR GIVEAWAY!
School ends in two weeks for me, so to celebrate the coming of summer, you get a giveaway. Prizes are:
- Thor Hammer 3D Deco Light
- Captain America Shield 3D Deco Light
- The Hunger Games Trilogy
- Hulk and Thor 16 oz Glass Cups
- Hansel & Gretel Blu-Ray/DVD (not out yet, but by the time this ends i’ll be able to send it via amazon.)
- Avengers Blu-Ray/DVD (this one is used because it was my copy, but I got my Phase 1 which also has the movie so I decided to give this one away. Oh and Sam may have been trying to eat the sleeve thingy…)
So I count 6 things, so 6 people get to win one thing.
RULES
- Reblog or Like as many times as you wish.
- Don’t have to be following me, though I must admit I am quite fucking awesome.
- 6 people will win via random selection, first to respond gets first choice and so on and so forth. So if you’re the last one, then you get whatever is left. Have your ask box open please. If I have to bust a mission to find out where your ask link is then I will pick someone else, because the other choice would be to stab you.
- This will end on the 3rd of June, 2013 at 11:59PM US Pacific Time.
I was going to give out a Phase One, however, due to unforeseen crap I have to hold off on that one till Fall. I do apologize. Oh and this is not restricted to the US.
Any Questions, my ask box is open.
i want those mfing cups.
My first one, it was too damn cute to not do! Sandysaur!
THIS IS THE COOLEST ONE WTF IT EVEN HAS A BACKSTORY AND LIKE HABITS?????
